[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[ ] It's football.... Not soccer
Total = 3/9
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
Total = 4/9
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti are the best foods in the world.
[/] You talk with your hands.
Total = 3.5/9
[ ] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 2/9
[x] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[x] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[x] You can speak some Russian
[x] You love listening to techno.
Total = 8/9
[ ] Your parents let you drink.
[x] You know what a pizda is.
[x] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish
[x] People randomly call you their best friend.
[x] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup
Total = 4/7
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
Total = 4/9
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 2/9
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're under 5'4".
[ ] You have been to Germany
Total = 5/8
[x] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total = 1/8
[x] You like French toast.
[ ] You love wine.
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ] You have eaten a snail
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 1/7
[ ] You like fast food.
[x] You call football football and soccer soccer...
[x] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island
[ ] you watch way too much TV
[ ] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[ ] You have a dog...
[ ] You have a cushy job
[ ] You cried when Steve Jobs died
Total = 2/8
[x] You know what lefse is.
[x] You can speak some Norwegian.
[x] You love trolls. (Trololol!)
[x] You know what lutefisk is.
[x] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[x] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[x] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[x]You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[x] You know how to fish or have fished before. Duh. (Who hasn't?)
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.
[ ] You like the color orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[x] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[/] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favor the megalomania.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
9/9 on the Noregian and 8/9 on the Russian O.o